Oh, mirror in the sky, what is love?
Can the child within my heart rise above?
Can I sail through the changing ocean tides?
Can I handle the seasons of my life?
I don’t know.
Well, I’ve been afraid of changing
'Cause I've built my life around you
But time makes you bolder
Children get older, I’m getting older too
I’m on a new diet called “I don’t get paid til next Friday.”
YOUR BARISTA ISNT FLIRTING WITH YOU. THEY ARE BEING NICE TO YOU BECAUSE ITS THEIR JOB AND THEY ARENT ALLOWED TO TELL YOU TO GO FUCK YOURSELF CAUSE YOUR BEING AN INAPPROPRIATE CREEP.
As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to turn you on at the most inappropriate of times.